🤠 I’m hungry
Hi hungry, nice to meet you. I’m dad.
🐔 Guess what?
🧻 Toilet paper: over or under?
We’re actually here for all of it, as long as you change it :-)
💍 If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?
We’ve wondered this ourselves, many-a-time. If we did marry it, would you speak now or forever hold your peas?
🤯 I know you are, but what am I?
*has epiphany about entire existence* #cuekeanureevesmemes
🚢 Why didn’t Rose let Jack on the door raft?
🥪 Should sandwiches be cut in half or diagonally?
You should cut them how the parental figure in your life cut them. It’s up to you to carry on the tradition.
🦉 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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